"Splendour of the Grass"
ANDY: Ugh. Same ol' grass!
AJAY: Oh-oh. Does he look "bored" to you back there?
ANDY: Say…what have we here?
AJAY: Crap. Not again.
ANDY: I smell an exotic, alfalfa-based bouquet, plus other herbs and spices…is that cumin?
AJAY: He does this every time time it's the first time.
AJAY: Dude! Can't you just enjoy the grass?
ANDY: I Have an idea! He'll come around. I'll just tickle his "fancy" with my whiskers.
AJAY: No way, man. No how. No. Nope. Nada. Uh-uh.
ANDY: Pretty please? I'll pout 'til you do…
AJAY: (sigh) So…he's wearing me down a little.
ANDY: Don't be mad. Someone will be a long soon, and give us food.
AJAY: I told you, I don't like begging.
ANDY: Are YOU going to give us food?
AJAY: It's not going to work.
ANDY: Y'know, when I was back there, sniffing your arse, I thought of the name of a restaurant we could endorse.
AJAY: Okay, what's it called?
ANDY: The Black Anus.
AJAY: Yeah? Why not Pooplantation?
ANDY: Oh, just shut up, and enjoy the splendour of the grass.
AJAY: O-Ring Garden?
AJAY: Cave and Butthole's?
ANDY: It wasn't funny the first time...
AJAY: Chuff E. Wheeze?